toni time
Dear Toni Senecal,
Even though, right now, you're small potatoes in the world of TV journalism, I forsee big things for you. Truthfully, I'm not fan. To be quite frank, you annoy the piss out of me. Your insistence on using terms like "peeps" and "holla" during your insufferable segments makes me want to saw off my ears with a dull, rusty blade. While I occasionally say these phrases myself, unlike you I'm not an annoying ass munch. There's a difference.
But back to my point. You are on the verge of something BIG I tell you. Is it because of your journalistic prowess? Nah. The way you get to the heart of the story as you pound the entertainment beat? No again.
It's because two different people have arrived at my site under the mistaken assumption that they were going to see/read about your nekkid body. You see, I mentioned your name in an earlier post and in separate and unrelated entries, I used the words "naked" and "boobs." They were not in the context of YOU, however. Google is smart but it doesn't understand not to bunch these terms together when providing results to people eager to see your cooter. It's quite the little mixup we have here.
But -- and here's where I forsee your career taking an upturn -- the fact that people are Googling "toni senecal naked" and "toni senecal boobs" leads me to believe there are damning photos of you out there. Oh the publicity you'll reap! Perhaps they're not damning at all because maybe you posed quite willingly for them. Or maybe it's just someone's wishful thinking. Who knows? Either way, I just thought you'd like to know that the possibility of seeing your bare ass is starting to drive traffic to my site. Feel free to add that to your resume under Skills or Special Abilities. I'll keep the logs handy should anyone want to verify this feat.
Sincerely yours,
Curly McDimple
Even though, right now, you're small potatoes in the world of TV journalism, I forsee big things for you. Truthfully, I'm not fan. To be quite frank, you annoy the piss out of me. Your insistence on using terms like "peeps" and "holla" during your insufferable segments makes me want to saw off my ears with a dull, rusty blade. While I occasionally say these phrases myself, unlike you I'm not an annoying ass munch. There's a difference.
But back to my point. You are on the verge of something BIG I tell you. Is it because of your journalistic prowess? Nah. The way you get to the heart of the story as you pound the entertainment beat? No again.
It's because two different people have arrived at my site under the mistaken assumption that they were going to see/read about your nekkid body. You see, I mentioned your name in an earlier post and in separate and unrelated entries, I used the words "naked" and "boobs." They were not in the context of YOU, however. Google is smart but it doesn't understand not to bunch these terms together when providing results to people eager to see your cooter. It's quite the little mixup we have here.
But -- and here's where I forsee your career taking an upturn -- the fact that people are Googling "toni senecal naked" and "toni senecal boobs" leads me to believe there are damning photos of you out there. Oh the publicity you'll reap! Perhaps they're not damning at all because maybe you posed quite willingly for them. Or maybe it's just someone's wishful thinking. Who knows? Either way, I just thought you'd like to know that the possibility of seeing your bare ass is starting to drive traffic to my site. Feel free to add that to your resume under Skills or Special Abilities. I'll keep the logs handy should anyone want to verify this feat.
Sincerely yours,
Curly McDimple
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