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Jess and I cover a lot of territory in our daily Instant Message sessions. We rarely get into heavy topics but when we do, we engage in a political discourse that just begs to have its own Sunday morning show... or at least a slot on Air America.

Jess: I can't even deal with what's going on in the world right now.

Yours Truly: I know. I've been avoiding the news myself. I'm moving to Canada if that idiot gets elected again. I mean, how can someone who speaks like him even get elected? His statements sound like cheesy dialogue from bad action movies.

Jess: Ugh. I know.

YT: "Ours is a righteous and just cause."

YT: "We will bring the evil-doers to justice."

Jess: "We will defeat the enemies of democracy and those who love freedom."

YT: Who is behind his administration anyway? Jerry Bruckheimer?

And scene.